i'm coming to the cottage

[mercurios]

welcome to my absolutely unnecessary and a bit insane

✨heated rivalry fic recs post✨

mainly i just wanted a place where to put all the fics i've read in this fandom that have driven me UP THE FUCKING WALL. i feel 15 years old and on tumblr again. except i am not on tumblr because it seems scary nowadays and i am a Grown Woman.

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<b>fic name:</b> <big><font face="Georgia">name of fic</big> by author name</font> <b>link to work:</b> link <b>word amount:</b> <b>summary:</b> <blockquote><small>fic summary here</small></blockquote> <b>personal comments:</b> <details><summary>spoiler warning! i will probably mention plot from the fic</summary> my comments here </details> <b>any warnings?</b> warnings here

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[mercurios]

fic name: circle back season by Anonymous
link to work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/76957611
word amount: 9,618
summary:

“Oh my god,” the intruder says, voice coming faster and higher-pitched. “Shane, what the fuck? Oh my god.”

“Eeleeyah, come to my cottage,” Ilya mocks, voice muffled by Shane’s skin. “Don’t go to Russia. Come to my house instead. Is so private. No one will know…we will be completely alone. Together.”

“Oh my god, is that Ilya Rozanov?” the intruder yelps like he's about to start hyperventilating. “Why is Ilya Rozanov half-naked in our kitchen, Shane?”

“Okay, I know how this looks,” Shane tells Ilya, “But I mean, technically, we are still alone. Together.”

or,

At the cottage, Shane and Ilya meet eighteen year old Shane Hollander. This is really only a surprise for one of them. Everyone handles it as well as can be expected.

personal comments:

spoiler warning! i will probably mention plot from the fic

TIME TRAVELLER'S WIFE FUSION I AM YEEEEEEEELLINGGGGGGG

any warnings? nothing i think

[mercurios]

fic name: home economics by Anonymous
link to work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/79154606
word amount: 38,174
summary:

The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed.

Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.

Reentry is harder than expected.

personal comments:

spoiler warning! i will probably mention plot from the fic

this one made me feel feral tbh "And Ilya’s kitchen is yellow." THE FUCKKKKK this anon author can come to my house and rob me and i'll say thank you

any warnings? miscommunication maybe? but that's pretty much half of the fics for these dumbasses